Description:
Be a super awesome web developer. Work in every possible web framework, no matter how obscure. Get to wear cool ninja outfit. Ninja mask optional.
Starting: 01/01/2022
Requirements:
    Be a web developer
Know all things web development
Be a ninja
Provide own smoke bombs
Don’t be an evil ninja
Salary: $250,000
How to Apply:
    Walk into our office, throw down one of those cool smoke bomb things ninjas use in the movies, disappear and then reappear at an open desk working on your first project.